the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
snorlaxatives: college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey
I’m a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me– Jehan Prouvaire (via nerdishparadise)
grantaire-dont-care: dancing queen young and sweet only sewenteen
drewkage: *Girl starts riding your dick* *Pokemon bicycle music starts playing*
phaniels: i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man
collegehumor: Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong in 1998 A two-man wolfpack.
I want in fact more of you. In my mind I am dressing you with light; I am...– Franz Kafka (via kafkaesque-world)
Some people underestimate how erotic it is to be understood.– Mary Rakow (via nosoysexy)
sirwhindleton: dont be afraid to study up on the whole pussical region my nigga, it can only do you good be one with the pussy take cornell notes on the pussy sit in on a pass or fail 1 credit lecture class on the pussy have private talks by candle light with the pussy get to know the pussy on a personal level find out what makes the pussy different from other pussies be there for the...
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better” Let it be known that most of these do work.